Agnes seems to be at her local ‘public’ school. So of course it’s socialism! What did she expect?!
Socialism: government ownership of the means of production. Government ownerships of schools (a means of producing schooling) = socialism.
But let not your heart be troubled. Soon many more parts of American life will be just like ‘public’ schools, the Post Office, and all those wonderfully efficient and customer-friendly places we have tolerated for so long now.
Socialism is bliss. Learn to enjoy the bliss. Promote it. Thank God for it. Praise the lord Barack for giving us more and more of it.